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| True Friendship
None of that Sissy Crap
Are you tired of those sissy "friendship" poems that always sound good, but never actually come close to reality?
Well, here is a series of promises that actually speak of true friendship.
You will see no cutesy little smiley faces on this card-just the stone cold truth of our great friendship.
1. When you are sad -- I will help you get drunk and plot revenge against the sorry bastard who made you sad.
2. When you are blue -- I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you.
3. When you smile -- I will know you finally got laid.
4. When you are scared -- I will rag on you about it every chance I get.
5. When you are worried -- I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be until you quit whining.
6. When you are confused -- I will use little words.
7. When you are sick -- Stay the hell away from me until you are well again. I don't want whatever you have.
8. When you fall -- I will point and laugh at your clumsy ass.
9. This is my oath..... I pledge it to the end. "Why?" you may ask; "because you are my friend".
And always remember....when life hands you Lemons, ask for tequila and salt and call me over !!!!!
Friendship is like peeing your pants, everyone can see it, but only you can feel the true warmth.
Thank you for being the piss in my pants.
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| damn rooster. it's going to get shot and EATEN soon. >_<
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| oooooga booga. mmmm, i think my transmission is messed up, so i'm getting that fixed next week. my gears keep grinding and popping out once it's engaged...>_< really scary when you're going fast!! dum de dum, oh yea! i saw glenn when i was driving home...well, glenn saw me and was waving very frantically, and i finally looked up and saw him. 0=) heehee...! that was a while ago, but it's been a while since i updated anyway, so yea. okay, i'm going back to work...hopefully i dont fall asleep. =D | | |
| *groan* so freakin' tired...! i just wanna sleep....o_O the weekend messed up my sleep schedule, but it was lots of fun anyway. thanks to everybody who wished me a happy birthday! made me feel special. 0=P mmmmm....performace went well; audience was uber receptive and excited and everything! and those alumni are crazy!!! i bet they were a rowdy bunch when they went to cal poly...hehehee. as always, good times were had, and i'm going back to work. hope everybody had a great weekend!! | | |
| UPDATED. as per request of mr. poopy-head!!!! heehee j/p =P
uhhhhm, graduation was okay....gonna miss everybody who's not gonna be here in the fall *sniff* but good luck =)
started internship last monday; pretty cool stuff. i hate the commute, but it's not that bad. i'd rather live in the east bay than live in sunnyvale and vicinity anyway...it's too squishy. mmmm....i'm surprised at how busy i am, even though it's summer vacation...i'm getting less sleep now than i was during spring quarter; how weird is that. o_O and i hate dressing up for work...all i want to wear is jeans, a t-shirt, and a sweatshirt..mmmm..sweatshirt....is that so much to ask?!! 0=) *sigh* but the work is interesting; cant really say what i do, but i like it. seems like lots of ppl got stuck with documentation, and i don't hafta do any of that; i get all technical stuff. wuhoo! feel like a real engimaneer. =P
aaaaaaaaand back to work i go.
happy, glenn?? YOU WIN, OKAY?!?!! ;) | | |
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